Snow day at the super market

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        Boris steps in the market after forty-five minutes of treading through snow.
He doesn’t hate the stuff but traveling through snowy weather is not something he’d like to be doing on a weekend. He put on his apron and started counting and refilling stock while the manager started to open for the morning and other employees started trickling in to their registers.

'20 minutes to opening… ” thought the sun bug.

*floats into the store bringing in a draft with her*

'Scuse me sir, but do ya happen to know what aisle I could find the canned goods?

Welp now that the sun is down, time to do some late night shopping!
I haven’t baked a flan in forever :B

Welp now that the sun is down, time to do some late night shopping!

I haven’t baked a flan in forever :B

..yessssssssss yessssssssss  soooooooon my children…the time is coming

..yessssssssss yessssssssss  soooooooon my children…the time is coming

A message from Anonymous
Awkward Stage for Bastian ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

The gay 80’s were one hell of time…

24 Hour Magic Anons

  • Afraid of Your Own Shadow: Muse is unnaturally skittish and afraid of everything around them.
  • What Are You, Chicken?: Muse gets the chicken pox. Anon decides if there are any magical side effects.
  • Man Overboard!: Muse develops an intense fear of water.
  • Feeling Guilty: Muse is convinced they are wanted for a crime they have commited. Anon can decide what the crime was.
  • ?yako uoy erA: Muse is cursed to speak backwards.
  • Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep a permanent smile.
  • Do Not Pass Go: Muse is put in a small prison without escape or bail.
  • All About the Money: Muse becomes obsessed with money and refuses to spend any of it.
  • My Big Day: Muse believes they are to be wed to the person of anon's choice.
  • I'm Melting!: Muse cannot stop bleeding from the mouth, nose, or eyes (anon's choice). Muse cannot pass out from blood loss.
  • Holy Halo: Muse is dressed like an angel and can float.
  • The Living Dead: Muse dies and becomes a living corpse. Comes back to life when time is up.
  • S-S-Stop!: Muse develops a bad stutter.
  • The Invisible Man: Muse's body becomes invisible; this does not apply to clothing.
  • Thou Wretched Fool!: Muse believes they are a medieval knight.
  • Poet In Hiding: Muse can only speak in rhyme.
  • Awkward Stage: Muse becomes a teenager. If Muse is already a teenager, they become an adult.
  • The Reaper Crys!: Muse becomes obsessed with death. Anon decides if it is another Muse's death or their own.
  • Frozen to the Core: Muse becomes extremely cold natured and seeks any form of warmth.
  • Shut the Blinds: Muse becomes allergic to the sun.

24 Hour Magic Anons

  • Afraid of Your Own Shadow: Muse is unnaturally skittish and afraid of everything around them.
  • What Are You, Chicken?: Muse gets the chicken pox. Anon decides if there are any magical side effects.
  • Man Overboard!: Muse develops an intense fear of water.
  • Feeling Guilty: Muse is convinced they are wanted for a crime they have commited. Anon can decide what the crime was.
  • ?yako uoy erA: Muse is cursed to speak backwards.
  • Happy Days: Muse is forced to keep a permanent smile.
  • Do Not Pass Go: Muse is put in a small prison without escape or bail.
  • All About the Money: Muse becomes obsessed with money and refuses to spend any of it.
  • My Big Day: Muse believes they are to be wed to the person of anon's choice.
  • I'm Melting!: Muse cannot stop bleeding from the mouth, nose, or eyes (anon's choice). Muse cannot pass out from blood loss.
  • Holy Halo: Muse is dressed like an angel and can float.
  • The Living Dead: Muse dies and becomes a living corpse. Comes back to life when time is up.
  • S-S-Stop!: Muse develops a bad stutter.
  • The Invisible Man: Muse's body becomes invisible; this does not apply to clothing.
  • Thou Wretched Fool!: Muse believes they are a medieval knight.
  • Poet In Hiding: Muse can only speak in rhyme.
  • Awkward Stage: Muse becomes a teenager. If Muse is already a teenager, they become an adult.
  • The Reaper Crys!: Muse becomes obsessed with death. Anon decides if it is another Muse's death or their own.
  • Frozen to the Core: Muse becomes extremely cold natured and seeks any form of warmth.
  • Shut the Blinds: Muse becomes allergic to the sun.
trying to draw but having no inspiration…

:B

trying to draw but having no inspiration…

:B

*spoon rattles in the distance*

*spoon rattles in the distance*

The Number Game

Send me a number from 1-500 and I’ll tell you how I feel about you in a post without anyone knowing your identity.

The Candy Man
Various Artists

I AM THE CANDY MAN

thanks the monsterbreeders because I am a simpleton with file conversion


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